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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 06:12
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
What makes females believe or think abortions are part of a woman’s rights?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
These four metro Atlanta Kroger stores are among those closing in the coming months - 11Alive.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Presidential Message on National Men’s Health Week, 2025 - The White House (.gov)
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Bat found in Downtown Boise tests positive for rabies - KTVB
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Volcano Found Hiding 'In Plain Sight' Right Next to NASA Mars Rover - ScienceAlert
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Hinge CEO Justin McLeod says dating AI chatbots is ‘playing with fire’ - The Verge
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Can Scale AI and Alexandr Wang reignite Meta’s AI efforts? - TechCrunch
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Judge extends order suspending Trump’s block on Harvard’s incoming foreign students - CNN
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Do women like watching men sucking men?
Loons and Moons
No way
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